→ Jackson 'JJ' Jacobo.
#just call me jj.
i'm sure you've heard of me, i'm neverland's premier and only call boy. put it this way, your girlfriend, sister and maybe even your mom call me up for a good time.
whenever i mention what i do i get the same question; why?
i can see it written on the questioners face, they expect a tragedy. a horrifying tale about how i fell into the wrong crowd, owed the wrong people money and how i was forced into a trade where i have to sell myself to get by. boo-freaking-hoo.
i've got three words that cover it and cover it good.
i love sex.
relationship: status: sexy and i know it.
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How did you even get it up?
I never have a problem in that department.
Thinking of Olivia Wilde helps.
Well, if the grounds for wanting to say no happen to be looks, you’re right. That’s not an acceptable reason to turn down a customer, my dear.
I know, that’s why I didn’t.
Ah the woman who can’t get laid normally.
Talk about having to grin and bear it.
I just dismantled and cleaned every gun in my house. Worked for me.
That works too.
What do you do when something really, really bad is happening.
Shots in windows, mothers being attacked… What the hell is next?
I like to hide under my duvet and pretend it’s not happening.
I think I would too, haha, bit too nice for my own good. So, what brought you to neverland?
Too nice? Meet your soulmate. I’ve heard that one before.
Money really. I needed a job and fast, that’s when I met Mary Darling and she hooked me up.
